when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
When Russia asks for nudes back
advice for people who dont read skulduggery pleasant: read skulduggery pleasant it will improve ur life before it ruins it
all my friends thinks that tumblr is a hipster network and i dont know if i should let them keep living in a lie or tell them the truth…
i dont even know how to explain what’s going on here
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS
bisexual invisibility isn’t new. you see, we’ve always had the power.
every unsolved high stakes art robbery? bisexuals.
crop circles? bisexuals with mowers.
poltergeists? nope just rowdy bisexuals
Roanoke colony? bisexuals probably.
listen there’s a debate going on in ireland at the moment on whether or not it’s okay for gay people to call homophobic people homophobic because it’s offending the homophobic people………………… i know, take a second
senpai notices himself and begins to have an existential crisis
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else